Sunday, June 18, 2023

AEW Collision 6/17/23 Results and Review

AEW Collision

The premiere edition of AEW Collision was in Chicago and there was a lot of hype for it. I’ll be talking about it and seeing what went down with the following results and review because why else would I be here? I have nothing else to do while I slave away for the wage so to speak. Anyways, here are my thoughts on AEW Collision from Chicago!

The theme song is good for what it is, but for a wrestling promotion? I don’t know. I love the song in its own, but meh, it just is lacking somehow. Oh well.

CM Punk came out first thing, and the crowd went nuts. They have waited 9 months or so, and CM Punk came out to a roar of a crowd. It was not dull in anyway shape or form, and I was all about it!

Punk talked big, and it was good as always because he is a gifted orator. He talked big, he talked strong, and it was fun to see.

Luchasaurus defeated Wardlow for the TNT Championship

A solid opening match with a lot of power moves. The flow was good here, with each man getting some nice momentum shifts. However, it was a little bit of cheating with Christian Cage getting in the way! The match ended with a camera being broken on the head of Wardlow, making Luchasauras the new TNT champion.

Andrade El Idolo defeated Buddy Matthews

Another great match, this time mixing modern technical wrestling with a little lucha libre for good measure. Matthews was he faster of the wo, and Andrade kept pushing through this one and eventually applied one heck of a submission, forcing Buddy to tap out completely. This was like a game of chess overall, with a lot of action back and forth, and it was incredible to see these guys get a little breathing room in terms of time.

Miro defeated Tony Nese

There was a lot of people in the crowd chanting for Miro, and he threw down with Tony Nese. Nese barely got any offense in, and it was a glorified squash. Nese did get a little bit in, so it wasn’t a burial, but in under 4 minutes this match was all Miro. Miro looked amazing  here, and he won with relative ease. Good quick match if you ask me.

Skye Blue and Willow Nightingale defeated The Outcasts (Ruby Soho and Toni Storm)

A solid outing from these fine wrestlers. Skye Blue is from Chicago and the crowd kept chanting for her. There was a lot of strong hits in this one, and it went back and forth, with no clear indicator of one team greater than the other in the preliminary moments. A fine back and forth if you ask me. This was one hell of a match folks, and so much fun. Skye Blue and Willow Nightingale would get the win, but not without some strong competition.

FTR and CM PUNK defeated Jay White, Juice Robinson, and Samoa Joe

Everything you could want in a six man tag was found here. No nonsense a lot of the time, with a great deal of back and forth, reversals, and some of the hardest chops you’re going to see anywhere. The match was good overall, and it featured all of the competitors in a shining light. The crowd was all over this one, and they were really excited to see what was going on throughout. I was cheering from my desk at work. The shatter machine and a GTS nailed the win for CM Punk and FTR, which was a great match to see folks, so much fun.

Overall Thoughts

FTR and CM Punk threw down a lot, and it was fun. There was a great deal of back and forth from all wrestlers in this showcase. 2 hours of pure wrestling fun, and it was very much like a ppv quality show if you ask me. I loved it.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown 6/16/23 Results and Review

Alright, It’s been a couple days since I saw the show, so don’t blame me that this is a short one. I will be Live in Cleveland, so no Raw review this week, unless someone messages me that they need it. I doubt anyone reads this, except for me and another idiot out there. Anyways, here are my thoughts on Smackdown.

Pretty Deadly wins a gauntlet Match for the Number 1 Contendership

This was a gauntlet match that lasted around 21 minutes, and it wasn’t horrible, with the exception of burying a few of the teams. No joke some teams were gone within a few minutes, while others took a little longer. Pretty Deadly would pull out a victory here, but it wasn’t without a bit of a fight from the Brawling Brutes. I thought for sure the Brutes had this one, but nope, it was Pretty Deadly with the win. Not a bad match, and a lengthy start to a 2 hour show.

Zelina Vega defeated Iyo Sky

Well, not much to be said here as it was a 2 minute match. I’m so tired of WWE and other promotions giving women only 2 minutes to do something. It was a match, but didn’t do a whole lot for me.

Karrion Kross and Scarlett defeated The OC (AJ Styles and Michin)

Another 2 minute match, and well, Karrion Kross steals one. This is just filler at this point.

Santos Escobar defeated LA Knight

There is no one on the roster that is organically over like LA Knight at this point. I can’t believe it, and yet he doesn’t get much in the way of a push. Another 2 minute epic here folks, leaving a lot to be desired if you ask me.

The Bloodline Explodes

This was a great segment and it had The Bloodline exploding, with a superkick to Roman Reigns. Well two superkicks! This was awesome and well worth checking out, setting up a tag team match for Money in the Bank, which should be interesting to say the least.

Overall Thoughts

I can’t believe the show. It was short and sweet, pushing very little in the way of wrestling, and doing a little more story telling at the end. My overall thought is to just catch the HULU version or youtube clips, because with so much under 3 minutes, it’s just stupid. I didn’t like this night of wrestling. With the exception of the Bloodline story.